April 11th 2009, a typical boring day in the small deserted RPOT...Role-players roleplayed among there elite standards and confusing original characters. All was fine intill...WHATS THIS? MY GOD IS THAT A FUCKING BOAT HOLY SHITDICKNIPPLES
DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN
Days before[]
Silversoda created a topic in Off Topic, discussing the good times when RPOT was a loose carefree board that everyone enjoyed before all the elitism faggotry came about. Goron Mask then mentioned that RPOT has lost most of the people who made the board shitty were gone and that if everyone really wanted to they could make the board FUN again. However everyone was like NAAAAAAAAAAAAW NOT WORTH OUR TIME LOL and from there the topic died...little did everyone know that soon...shit would go down.
BOAT DAY BITCHES AWWW SHIT[]
Steve the motherfucking man was bored one day and decided to something incredibly fucking awesome and so he rounded all his niggaz and OBLIGATORY GORON MASK to spam the shit out of RPOT and reverse the forum into what is should've always been. From there Steve, Slim, bobz, Lord Bob, Goron Mask, Razerave and all the other cool people on the forum made boat topics using spam alts. The mods could've done something about this but the lulz warrior's power levels were clearly OVER 9000 so all of them said fuck it and watched them do there work. Steve became BOATPOWER and made topics about boats and semen and a cow, RaveRaze did funny shit and the world was like WOOOOAAAAAAAHHHGHHG. From there current RPOT residences were driven from there homes as the entire forum was flooded with boat spam, LSD, Junglebirds, Cows, sheep, trains, and Fat Albert Asploding Mudkip. Such awesoeness caused Cherry to resign as a mod for no fucking reason yeah boiii. This lasted for about a few hours intill everyone left to go fap.
The Alts[]
BOATPOWER: ROW ROW ROW YOUR BOAT RAPIDLY DOWN THE STEEEEEEEEAM, MERRILY MERRILY MERRILY, ROW ROW FIGHT THA PWOAHSFHBGHFGSBHF
Fat Albert Asploding Mudkip: 9001 BOATS RAMMED UP YOUR ASS
OH SHIT IT'S A JUNGLEBIRD: OH SHIT, A JUNGLEBIRD, HOLY FUCK! SOME SAY THIS ALT REALLY WAS ACTUALLY A CODENAME FOR JAILBAIT BUT WE CAN'T REALLY CONFIRM THAT NOW CAN WE?